How could I forget about the Scoutmaster!
The Simpsons proved to be a much more difficult haiku topic than I expected. It's hard to be funny or clever when the source material is famous for being funny and clever.
I came very close to going with one of JPX's Michael Jackson digs but I had to reward Octopunk's late night output. The winner:
Best episode ev
Sideshow Bob stars in Cape Fear
All those goddamn rakes
Even though Octopunk is gravely mistaken (the best episode ever is actually the one when Homer goes to space), I picked his haiku because the very phrase "best ________ ever", coined by Comic Book Guy well over a decade ago is a great example of the show's lasting power. Congratulations sir!