From WWTDD, "Tom Cruise is being compared to Jesus Christ inside the Church of Scientology and they have chosen him to spread the word of their faith around the world. Church leader David Miscavige believes that in the future, Cruise will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source tells the Sun UK:
'Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticized for his views. But future generations will realize he was right.'
I don't have a bible in front of me but I'm guessing that Tom Cruise, in reality, is not very much like Jesus. So it's hard not to think that this isn't just some hastily thrown together plan to torture and kill Tom Cruise. I don't know why they would do this, but my gosh, we've got to try something!"
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The first time they try to crucify him they'll probably nail his feet down and then realize he's too short for his arms to reach the transept.
That's the part of the cross you nail people's hands to.
Thank you octopunk.
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