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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Victoria Beckham has a brain?
From the superficial, "Victoria Beckham is telling her friends she has no intention of becoming a Scientologist despite her close friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes because it's too expensive.
'There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense," she told a friend recently about the faith founded by author L. Ron Hubbard. Says another pal: "It's completely laughable that there's even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends with someone doesn't mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like kabbala in that it's become all about money. Kabbala bracelets are now $28! It's a joke. Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert.'
Victoria Beckham got her teeth whitened for $44,000 so I'm pretty sure wasting money on stupid crap isn't the problem. I suspect it may have more to do with the fact that she'd have to worship intergalactic space aliens and wear an aluminum jump suit. Two of the main reasons I've already signed myself up. Plus I like pretending to shoot laser guns and going "Pew pew pew!"
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Well, that's like all of us. JPX is an Bronx Atheist, Summerisle is a Snake-Handling Contortionist, I'mnotMarc throws in with Jews Who Like Christmas, Jordan is a Moonbase Alphologist and I'm a member of the First Supreme Church of the Kraken -- and we all totally get along.
Until the day when the Kraken comes and eats all of you freakin' unbelievers.
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