Friday, March 23, 2007

JPX to commit suicide

By Leah Greenblatt

What happens in Austin, stays in Austin? Not when it's new-album news about Ashlee Simpson, straight from the horse's mouth! (Or, more accurately, the mouth of the horse's dad-slash-manager). At a late-night SXSW showcase by Ethiopian-born alt-pop artist Kenna, two of EW's intrepid reporters spotted Simpson père Joe, who filled us in on his daughter's plans for her upcoming 2007 release. The album involves Kenna (whose own album is due this June) and his buddy and producer Chad Hugo — a.k.a., the member of production über-duo the Neptunes who is not Pharrell Williams.

Mr. Simpson tells us Ashlee, Chad, and Kenna were in the studio writing songs earlier this month, and that she's also working with Timbaland, John Legend, and Tim Rice-Oxley of Brit sensations Keane, who teamed up with Gwen Stefani on ''Lonely Winter,'' one of the strongest, most reflective tracks on her recent Sweet Escape album.

The bigger shocker? Ashlee's also reportedly collaborating with Robert Smith. Yes, as in the legendary frontman of Alternative Nation icons the Cure. Could their mutual buddy, Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz, be the connection? When asked by our west-coast counterpart Shirley Halperin, Wentz demurred. ''I doubt I had anything to do with it, 'cause they were friends since she was performing in Chicago [in London last year]. But I definitely only have good things to say about Ash — I think the collaboration could be great!'' Indeed; whatever these two Lovecats come up with, it's bound to be interesting!

5 comments:

JPX said...

For those who don't know, I love The Cure, want to fight about it?

Octopunk said...

And who introduced you to The Cure, behbeh? Das' right.

This is bonkers news. I'll buy that Ashlee is set to emerge as not quite as dumb as her sister, but Robert, buddy, what are you thinking?

Octopunk said...

Oh, and if you're actually offing yourself, we need to talk about which toys I'm getting.

All of them.

Okay, done!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Where's that new Cure album anyway? I think Robert does this kind of for the sole purpose of raising eyebrows.

It's fun to fantasize about JPX's unfortunate demise. I want his Pee Wee stuff. And the Archie Digests. We can fight over the horror movies.

JPX said...

Fine, but if Octo dies first I get first toy dibs and if Summerisle meets an unfortunate accident I get the music empire.

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