Saturday, March 24, 2007

Watson has an epiphany


Our long national nightmare comes to a close as Warner Bros. finally announced today that Emma Watson has indeed signed to play Hermione Granger in the final two HARRY POTTER films. Creepy forty year old men nationwide are finally able to dry their fat tears off their fat cheeks and get back to their regularly scheduled stalking and masturbation.

Here’s the story:

'Ho guys,
Dan Radcliffe (Harry Potter), Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) and Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) will all reprise their roles for the final two Harry Potter films; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The announcement comes after numerous reports and speculation on the fate of the roles.'

This is great news for the series, which has been getting better and better with each new film. Allowing the three to keep their roles gives the series a continuity that is (to my knowledge) completely unique to Hollywood.

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

I'll forgo the obvious comment on the questionable appropriateness of that tight white shirt to ask: What the frickity frack is that two-headed deer thing on the table next to her? Is she at a carnival or something? Sheesh.

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