First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Awesome! Final theatrical KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL one-sheet
It was the first thing that came up in Google. So what role is the fat guy gonna have and how did he make it onto the poster? Is he the bad guy? 'Cuz he's not really scaring me...
- I can see why many people find the crystal skull a desirable item - it's really cool and shiny.
- again with the snakes...
- I don't much care for the design. The whole giant head looming over smaller heads over little natives with a crystal skull smack in the middle is rather stupid when you think about it. The Last Crusade was ok because the smaller heads were in the corners, not hovering around him like a group of Tinkerbells.
JSP, I got nothing. I keep staring at the poster and come up with comments only I would find funny. Still, didn't want you to feel all alone out here...
12 comments:
What's with the guy under Indy's chin who looks like Dom Deluise?
That's so funny! How long did it take you to find that photo?
It was the first thing that came up in Google. So what role is the fat guy gonna have and how did he make it onto the poster? Is he the bad guy? 'Cuz he's not really scaring me...
I hate those stupid hats, by the way. Every time I see someone wearing one I want to take it off his head and beat him to death with it.
Perhaps he's the comic relief. I can picture a scene early in the movie where he's doing the limbo, establishing him as good-natured fella.
I just printed it out so I can stare at it for the rest of the work day and make humorous observations - some of them witty, others inane.
- I can see why many people find the crystal skull a desirable item - it's really cool and shiny.
- again with the snakes...
- I don't much care for the design. The whole giant head looming over smaller heads over little natives with a crystal skull smack in the middle is rather stupid when you think about it. The Last Crusade was ok because the smaller heads were in the corners, not hovering around him like a group of Tinkerbells.
I continue feel surprise at the fact that I don't feel hostile towards Shia TheBeef.
Now I know how JPX must feel when he posts a thousand things and no one comments. I can wait all day, folks.
JSP, I got nothing. I keep staring at the poster and come up with comments only I would find funny.
Still, didn't want you to feel all alone out here...
I always feel the same way when I am the last comment on a post...like I drove everyone away.
Ha! Thanks Miko, I've felt like the thread-killer many times myself (usually after saying something grossly inappropriate).
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