Friday, March 07, 2008

The Black Widow?


From thesuperficial, Mary-Kate Olsen has moved on in a matter of weeks from her, what Star is calling, "secret boyfriend" the late Heath Ledger to Italian billionaire/drug connoisseur Lapo Elkann:

While in Paris for Fashion Week, MK flirted with Lapo, the heir to the $7.3 billion Fiat auto dynasty, who overdosed on cocaine and heroin at the home of a transsexual in 2005. Lapo, who now claims he has found sobriety through AA meetings in NYC, clung to life for three days in a coma before recovering.

"Mary-Kate and Lapo seemed very cozy" while sitting next to each other at the Giambattista Valli fashion show on Feb. 28, says a source.

Oh yeah, this guy's dead. But at least he'll get to meet Heath Ledger and exchange war stories about having sex with a coke-fueled monkey-woman. Should be fun. What? You can't tell me Mary-Kate doesn't swing from the ceiling by her tail. That's just science.

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Oh good, I thought this post was gonna say she's playing the Marvel character Black Widow. This is just about her being a cursed witch. As long as she stays away from Johnny Depp.

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