Thursday, March 27, 2008

Heather Mills can't live on $48.6 million


From thesuperficial, Let's say you just won $48.6 million. What would be the first thing you would do? Me? After pissing my pants, I'd run around town throwing hundred bills at squirrels. Then come back under the cover of darkness and kick their asses until they gave it back. As for Heather Mills the first thing she did is hire forensic accountants to pore over Paul McCartney's assets because, apparently, she can't get by on $48.6 million. Of course, she's mainly concerned about her daugher Bea. I mean, how can she raise a child on such meager funds? The Daily Mail reports:

"Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. "Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again."
I don't want to point fingers and call Heather Mills a gold digger. But if you opened the trunk of her car you'd probably find a pick ax and, let's be real, a dead prospector. I'm not saying Heather Mills strangled him for his claim, but I'm also not saying he wasn't beaten with a wooden leg.

4 comments:

JPX said...

Man, does she have the crazy eyes or what?

Octopunk said...

Crazy eyes, crazy style of dress... it all fits.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

That's just a bad, bad picture of her. I don't like her either but it makes her look like a raving lunatic, almost foaming at the mouth.

Linda McCartney is shaking her head in disappoval, spouting "told-you-so's". That is, she would be if she weren't just plain dead.

JPX said...

What's so funny is that so many pictures of her look like this!

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