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Monday, March 03, 2008
'The Love Guru' Trailer is...
From iwatchstuff, I don't even know how to describe the painfulness of Mike Myers' The Love Guru trailer. "Austin Powers: new costume, same jokes" is appropriate, but doesn't really convey the way your brain shuts off around the point the midget jokes start (and never stop). At the same time, "brain Novocain in a sari" doesn't capture how sadly derivative it is, and omits the hilarity of the curly mustache. I guess the best I can do is "Mike Myers smothers your soul with the help of Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, prosthetic hair, midget jokes, and some penis references."
Experience the pain here
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He looks like Eddie Vedder in that picture.
I saw the trailer on TV the other night and it made me want to vomit. It was that bad.
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