From bloodydisgusting, Uwe Boll, what an interesting personality, known for his promotional stunts he has yet to deliver a film that actually "performs" in the theaters - he's quickly becoming the anti-William Castle. Today he sent an e-mail out exclaiming that he will now release his horror-comedy Postal in theaters May 23, the same day as INDIANA JONES' return. "On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!" Good luck with that. Read on to see what else he had to say.
Boll wasn't finished, "Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"
Does he seriously think people will take him seriously?
In POSTAL: Living on Social Security and unemployed, DUDE desperately seeks employment, but instead finds a life of violent action and adventure when he teams up with his UNCLE DAVE, a financially strapped cult leader, in an effort to rip off an amusement park, only to find that the Taliban are trying the same heist simultaneously.
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Here's something funny, last night we were watching "No Reservations" which is a show where former chef Anthony Bourdain visits different cities, it's pretty cool. So he is in Vancouver and they do a segment where Tony is going to be in a movie directed by none other than UWE BOLL!
Laughed my butt off!
Hilarious picture from a presumably dark time in Mickey's post-Monkees career. Debonair is just not a good look for him. Someone should have told him to leave the sexy stuff to Davey.
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