Whether you preferred the classics
The Odd
Perhaps you went for the live-action
There were those we watched even though they weren't the best
And those that we watched but didn't admit it
But everyone's gotta love a little School House Rock, right?
So let's hear it brethren! How did you spend your Saturday Mornings? What did you watch, what did you love, what did you loathe? And if you need a little reminder of what exactly you were watching - check this out!
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Awesome topic,
When I was seven
Land of the Lost frightened me
Sleestaks hid in caves
The Smurfs annoyed me
One chick in the whole damn town?
And no one jumped her?
I hated Scooby Doo
No way those jerks could solve crimes
Thelma should've left them
Conjunction Junction
Stuck in my head for decades
Still suck at English
cartoon classicists
know bugs bunny can't be beat.
highlight of morning
i dare you to watch
"bully for bugs" without at
least one belly laugh
"what's opera doc?"
exposed us all to wagner
without our knowledge
What was he thinking?
His friends weren't that amazing
Come on, Firestar?
Scoobie Doobie Doo
Just where the hell are you now?
Quit smoking my weed.
I loved The Flintstones
But it was all plagerized
The Honeymooners!
Girls liked dumb cartoons
I mean, "It's Punky Brewster"?!
Girls are so silly
i was freaked out by
pufnstuf, sid and marty's
trippy oz ripoff
6:30 wake up...
Little old lady talking
about math I think.
7:00 comes,
Hanna Barbera is first
Herculoids kicked ass.
7:30 now
Kroft Superstars suffices
though not a cartoon :(
8:30, it's on!
Superfriends, maybe Tarzan?
We're well under way!
9:00 I'm pumped
Scooby Doobies ready for
the Really Rottens.
10:00...fatigue?
Fuck no! Bugs Bunny and friends
here for an hour.
Poor little rich boy
Always fending off robbers
Why not hire cops?
Casper was friendly
What a waste of ghost power
I'd haunt everyone
Transforming robots
"More than meets the eye" they say,
But not that much more...
Lucas put out crap
Remember that Ewoks toon?
Yeah, I can't either
Has there ever been
A gayer creation than
The fucking Care Bears?
My Little Pony
Was probably worse than "Bears"
Girls like stupid things
A cheap voltron clone?
I just loved it anyway
Go Mighty Orbots!
I knew I was off
When I developed a crush
On Sunny Gummi
Always amazed me
That Brainy Smurf was not stabbed
To death in his sleep
Anthropomorphic
A Piece of legislature
He is just a bill
An unsung hero -
Thundarr the Barbarian
That sword kicked some ass
Was Thundarr He-Man
Or a Han Solo ripoff?
Look! Fake Chewbacca!
Can't believe Puff'slay
Beat me to Mighty Orbots
My ace in the hole
I enjoyed the Smurfs
Sure they may have dumbed me down
But they made me smile.
Smurfette was more than
Enough Smurf to go around
She was quite smurfy.
How 'bout Snagglepuss
"Exit, stage left" was his line
He's totally gay
I got up at five
Why no one else remembers
Barbapapa show
Scooby & Shaggy
Paranoid and so hungry
The classic stoners
Fred wore an ascot
Who wears and ascot, really?
Fred was such a tool
Fat Albert and gang
Played music on hunks of junk
The first ghetto band
Hated Roadrunner
Always mocking Coyote
Fuck that stupid bird
Tom and Jerry show
Stupid cat and mouse antics
Tom always got fucked
Speedy Gonzales
Fastest but not the smartest
Glue on floor, mouse stuck
Don't spit? Now I know!
"And knowing's half the battle."
Gee, thanks army guy.
[jpx using wg's computer]
Cat never caught mouse
Coyote never caught bird
Outcome always known
Saturday cartoons
Saddest moment of the day
"Turn the TV off!"
(JPX your Scoobie Doo haiku had not one but 2 syllabic errors. Utterly disgraceful.)
(Welcome Puffinslayer - hilarious Brainy Smurf bit. It's true, he was such an ass! By the way the rules are that the whoever wins gets to pick the topic and winner of the following week.)
Seriously though
GI Joe was pretty cool
Does it hold up now?
It was a little
After JPX's time
He didn't get it.
[JPX] I know, it was pre-coffee!
Inspector Gadget
Was a bumbling buffoon
Why did I watch it?
He couldn't get dressed
Without Penny's assistance
Let alone solve crime.
Spilled Count Chocula
All over my parents couch
I never told them
Cartoons competing
Bring on the Laffalympics
Rooting for Muttley
If you could have sex
With a cartoon character
Whom would you select?
Jem's the gal for me
"Truly outrageous" indeed
On stage and in bed.
The best of both worlds
Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling
Yeah, I'm not ashamed.
What about Scarlett?
Duke always too square for her
Flint always busy
Oh you hate Mondays?
Hope you choke on lasagna
You unfunny cat
Ripoffs aplenty -
Who would win? Smurf versus Snork.
Would anyone care?
Never understood:
How's a bucket of water
a super power?
What about the guy
That wanted you to eat cheese?
Look! A wagon wheel!
Don't know about you
I picture something different
Hearing "Herculoid."
I own two Madballs
I throw them at people's heads
Never watched the show
"Look, a wagon wheel!"
That's f'in hysterical
Can't stop giggling
Kids today don't wait
Nicktoons and Cartoon Network
Crap toons every day
If Gargamel could
make his own smurf like smurfette
why waste time with rest?
Gargamel's kitty
Was ugly and obnoxious
yeah, I dis'd a cat
Logic out window
Jabberjaw and the Grape Ape
Would kill everyone
It's time for Timer
Pedophile with cheesy treats
Think he was on crack?
No one's that happy
To eat up cheese and crackers
In ten gallon hat
When I'm slow on the
draw I need something to chaw
I hanker for a
Hunk o' cheese when my
ten gallon hats a feelin
five gallons flat I
Got somethin' planned
which is, little cheese sandwich-
es. when my get up
and go has got up
and went I hanker for a
hunk o' cheese when I'm
Dancin' a ho-down
and my feets kinda slow down
or any time I'm
Weak in the knees I
hanker for a hunk of, a
slab or slice or chunk
of a snack that is
a winner and yet won't spoil
my dinner I hank-
er for a hunk o'
cheese. Ya Hoo! Can't believe I
remember whole song.
I think we'll refer to you as Cheesefreeeek from now on...
Catfreeek - you're a freak
I assumed you looked it up
You should see a shrink
My head is just filled
with miles of useless info
I blame it on drugs
Look out! Spiderman!
He spins a web any size
catches thieves like flies
Popeye, I'm confused
Olive Oil? Serious?
He could do better
Well wait... maybe not
He's not exactly a prize
Spinach eating creep
Okay, okay - FINE.
Watched Shirt Tales. Muppet Babies.
I'm not proud of it.
Well it's T-T-T
for Tennessee Tuxedo
and his pal Chumly
I loved Underdog
I mean the cartoon of course
not the crappy film
Mr. Peabody
and his boy Sherman always
used way-back machine
Did anyone know
About a cartoon called "Popples"?
What the hell was that?
It's worth looking up
Dumbest thing I ever seen
I mean - Popples? Huh?
So apparently
All their names begin with "P"
Which pisses me off
There's "Party Popple",
"Pretty Bit", "Potato Chip",
"Puffball" and "Putter".
I want them all dead
Death to Popples! Kill them all!
Even the children!
Now I'm wigging out
I can't stop writing "Popples"
Someone please help me!
that was catfreeks rubiyyat right there.
also, people it's SATURDAY morning cartoons. transformers was sunday. inspector gadget was weekdays. what kind of nerds are you?
lazy nerds. the worst kind.
Jackson five, Osmonds
Brady kids and so much more
all horrible toons
Perfect Saturday:
Watch "Supercade." Go to mall.
Play video games.
Q-Bert was guest star
Appeared only so often
A prima donna
Pac Man wore a hat
Not in any game I played
Inaccurate show
"What's Opera, Doc?"
Cross-dressing and opera
Perfect for children
Yosemite Sam
So angry and gun-toting
Freakin LOVE that guy
Could watch Coyote
Fall off big cliffs for hours
Tweety? Waste of time.
Laughed til my sides hurt
Get "Duck Amuck" on YouTube
STILL hilarious
50 Page judges
But he writes zero haikus
That makes him a jerk
50 took ballet
Every Saturday morning
Don't hide from it, dude
JSP is nuts
Never heard of the Popples
Think he made them up
Plastic man cartoon
stretchy superhero fun
Just silly putty
Johnny Quest, Hadji
Those wacky kids got in deep
Race had to save them
What kind of name's Race?
I can still hear the music
adventure theme song
--provoked by taunts, i'll jive with this unofficial expansion into cartoons in general
Princess of Power
both boys and girls could enjoy.
not gay (like He-Man)
writing smurf haiku
it's not at all difficult
"smurf" seventeen times
rainbow brite: lame. BUT
slutty costume proves rainbows
not just for gay folk
Brainy, every week
kicked way out of town. strong bones!
why fear Gargamel?
The Smurf master race
Begat by Hefty/Smurfette
He had a tattoo
Smurfette a brunette
Papa cured her & bleached her
Blonde Smurfs have more smurf
Cats love to eat Smurfs
"Three apples high" kind of big
Azrael had balls
See that Smurf right there?
Totally smurfed me last night
Really, dude! No smurf!
Saturday morning
Cartoons with cinnamon toast
Ultraman and smiles
Fucking busy day
Damn I missed Haiku Hump Day
I'll play anyhow
Saturday alarm?
Yup. Miss nothing. Go get dressed
During commercial
Gargamel must stop
Crushing out on Witchie Poo
Cuz she's live action
Devlin, anyone?
Life's problems can be solved with
Motorcycle jumps
Poor Dr. Shrinker
Madman with an evil mind?
Just misunderstood
He's Hong Kong Phooey
Bumbling uselessly through life
The cat solved the crimes
That little parasol
Won't stop boulders, Coyote
Good try anyway
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