Haiku Winner...Drumroll Please

First of all I must thanks Handsome Stan for without him there would have been no Haiku yesterday. Thanks again you addict.

The Handsome one incited visions of his childhood love for Star Wars with these gems:

Huge red lightsaber
Best toy of my childhood
And my brother's worst

AT-AT under tree
My eyes as big as the box
That toy kicked some ass


50PageMcGee reminded us of the lameness of shrinky dinks & a longing for Stretch Armstrong.

Let's do shrinky dinks!
Paint and put in the oven
Then the fun's over

Eight year-old logic
"I *will* still want Stretch Armstrong
When I'm in college"


Octopunk gave us a glimpse of the mystery goo inside the stretchy fella.

I knew this one kid
Who punctured his Stretch Armstrong
That kid was trouble

The red goo inside
Stuck to everything it touched
Truly Satan's snot


But the king of toys was bested by his own sister who not only reminded us that the Wish Book was like a golden treasure that came in the mail each year but reflected the annoying effect toys can have on a parent.

Oh, Sears Catalog!
Your crisp pages of new toys,
Like porno for kids.

Toys these days, Oy vay!
All the noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!
Oh shit, I'm the Grinch!

Congratulations Dana's Brain! Next week is in your hands.