Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Wicked late HHD!

Sorry, sorry All! Total space case over here.

Without further ado, a subject near and dear to my heart - and loathed by JPX in no uncertain terms:
MUSICALS!

From the classics,



To the cult,



The originals,



And the lame retreads,


Love 'em or hate 'em, they seem to be here to stay. What say you, Thonners?

27 comments:

Catfreeek said...

The Hills are alive
With the Sound of Music and
JPX screaming

Rocky Horror nut
Dressed up as Magenta, yeah
that whack job was me

Catfreeek said...

Bye, Bye Birdie jams
Rockin' it all Elvis style
and Ann Margret too

No woman was safe
when the King swung his pelvis
Elvis, what a stud

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I like musicals
Aside from that singing crap,
Why must they sing so?

Grease is the word, right?
Gayest word on the planet
So says JSP

Rocky Horror blows
Meatloaf's ass can rot in hell
Next to the dolphins

Catfreeek said...

I always wanted
to randomly burst with song
in a public place

Worst musical cast
Had to be the Who's Tommy
Oliver Reed, yikes!

Catfreeek said...

Old school was the best
Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke
and Doris Day too.

Pillow Talk was fun
til Rock Hudson said he's gay
changed the whole context

My fave funny guys
Dick Van Dyke and Danny Kaye
Those goofy songsters

JPX said...

I never "got them"
Just when it gets good, they sing!
What is the appeal???

Lil' Shop of Horrors
Only lasted 5 minutes
Watched Cannonball Run

The Wizard of Oz
Charlie's Chocolate Factory
Only 2 I like

Breaking into song
Fills me with murderous rage
Get to the damn point!

JPX said...

I even hate it
When they sing on The Simpsons
Get out of my 'toon!

Catfreeek said...

I'm very confused
To which man should I marry?
I know, I'll just sing!

So not into teens
High School Musical? So bad.
I never saw it

HandsomeStan said...

South Park The Movie
Best and only musical
I will ever watch

(*singing*...busy day today...I'll be back later...)

50PageMcGee said...

Musical Theater
Fun times for prancing fruitcakes
Go get my shotgun

50PageMcGee said...

Grease, five years later
Danny, unemployed and fat
Sandy, malcontent

Octopunk said...

Hot dog vendor, nun
Spontaneous dance routine
How did they prepare?

Octopunk said...

I just want to sing
But Michael Palin stops me
Ouch! It's Lancelot!

Octopunk said...

I was Kenickie
Sang to my tiny wood car
Go, Greased Lightning, go

HandsomeStan said...

Oh, bizarro world -
A mutant with razor claws
AND song-and-dance man?

JPX said...

I wanted to like
A Nightmare Before Christmas
But I can't stand it

Sure the film looks great
But there's too much damn singing
Shut up already

JPX said...

Watch on DVD
Fast forward through the singing
Still unwatchable

AC said...

late hhd post!
robbed of morning commute time
when brain is juicy

musical "the wiz"
i'll watch it if it kills me
which it really might

AC said...

taiga lily bites
me vigorously; haikus
hard to write while OUCH

Catfreeek said...

DCD was wrong
It's JPX that's the Grinch
He hates the singing

Mixing blood and song
Sweeney Todd was best of both
Death and a dance please

AC said...

classic musicals:
who doesn't love gene kelly
singing in the rain?

AC said...

fred astaire was a
genius dancer, but gene was
better eye candy.

Catfreeek said...

JPX Nightmare
Julie Andrews has him trapped
she won't stop singing

She comes toward him
with a spoonful of sugar
and the Von Trapp kids

They all surround him
Singing perfect harmony
endless Edelweiss

Makes a break for it
but runs into cast of Grease
"We go together.."

Wakes in a cold sweat
"Whew, it was only a dream"
...or was it? Haha!

AC said...

which is worse: sgt.
peppers or xanadu? both
so bad they're awesome.

JPX said...

Okay, I admit
Breakin' and Breakin' 2 rock
So bad they're so good

AC said...

ok, fess up now:
which thonners have been in a
high school musical?

i can kind of see
handsome, fitty, johnny, cat;
just not jpx

jpx hates to
watch musicals, would rather
die than star in one.

AC said...

live on stage, i loved
Grease: it was much filthier
than the movie was.

saving my pennies
to go see Hair on broadway.
grew up on soundtrack.