Monday, February 08, 2010

Introducing to Horrorthon: Football Limerick Mondays!

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This new weekly installment will run for the next six months, or whenever training camp begins, whichever is sooner. That way, we can all talk about football again and again.

And again and again and again!

The subject is football. Only football. Ahem...

There once was a quarterback from Indianapolis...

11 comments:

HandsomeStan said...

Obviously, this is a terrible idea.

But feel free to try to rhyme that first line.

JPX said...

Who had a twin brother living in Annapolis

HandsomeStan said...

He said to the coach,

"I am above reproach."

And Clark Kent works in Metropolis

(I was completely not serious about this, but I don't know, maybe there's something to it...c'mon JSP! Dive in!)

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I just defriended someone on Facebook whose status update said something about “pre-season”.

HandsomeStan said...

Don't be so quick to judge Tom Brady. You can't blame the guy for looking ahead.

Catfreeek said...

There once was a house in EP
That wouldn't show football on tv
Watch horror they say
cause football is gay
We'd rather watch reruns of V

Well, it's football related ;P

Johnny Sweatpants said...

There once was a bunch of retardeds
Who weren't very highly regarded
They idolized goons,
And cheered like buffoons,
And drank beer and ate while they farted

HandsomeStan said...

WINNER.

It's especially great if you read it in a Rhode Island accent.

Catfreeek said...

JSP you are the limerick master!!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I know, right?!

Octopunk said...

Yeah. That is fan-fucking-tastic.

I didn't even catch "bunch of retardeds" until my second reading. Genius.

Esp. when paired with "weren't very highly regarded." My god that is good. I am giggling anew.

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