
First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Hostel II, looking good

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Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...

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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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There we go! The first one certainly didn’t lack for cheesecake but this pic right here is something you really didn’t see – well-dressed victims! But that’s the boy/girl thing again; like Cher complains in Clueless, girls are pressured to dress up while boys are pressured to dress down. Not that I’m complaining.
Of course, you have to be careful with imagery from a Hostel movie...one second you're enjoying a lusty look and the next second something disgusting happens and you feel grossed out and guilty about the lust.
...but only a little guilty.
is that madchen amick?
Oh, and I feel bad for the tag-along friend. You know she'll be the first to go.
I can imagine that the Hostel franchise is going to run into that same problem that Moe's little rascal character, "Smelly" did on The Simpsons ("It got pretty hard to keep coming up with new ways to get my character to look into a tailpipe...").
Ah, there's a Simpsons metaphor for everything.
"William Faulkner could write a tailpipe gag that'd really make ya think."
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