Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Redrum

From iwatchstuff, "Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen showed up to Paris Fashion Week a couple weeks ago looking like the Children of the Corn. Are they even trying to look like people anymore? I know Parisians take their fashion seriously, so I'm a little surprised nobody took them out back and beat them to death with croissants. I guess they figured you can't re-kill what's already dead."

5 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

That picture is very creepy and tough to take my eyes off of. Maybe they should consider doing a horror flick. Perhaps a Leprechaun prequel?

JPX said...

I nominate Marc to spearhead that.

Octopunk said...

The point of that picture seems to be that the blonde one with the crazy red lipstick is obviously losing her mind faster than the other one.

I think they could have saved us all a lot of trouble if they just pretended they were one person. One could handle their vast media empire behind the scenes while the other one partied, and they could switch places whenever they needed to. Like XXXXXXXXX XXXX in XXX XXXXXXXX (sorry, can't ruin it) or the Rupert Murdoch quintuplets.

50PageMcGee said...

i'm sorry: am i being asked to review such a movie? or am i being asked to make one?

if it's the latter, i'll be making a cameo as "pizza man who gets lucky" somewhere in there.

Octopunk said...

Dude, you know Pizza Man Who Gets Lucky is going to the Leprechaun's first victim. Which actually makes for a fun cameo, so I say go for it. Just get a stunt double for when the Olsen-chauns go cannibal on your ass.

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