First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
I heard that since all the crops got washed away, the farmers have to kill the pigs. So the price of pork will go down. But then later, the price of pork will soar.
Speaking to my Grandchildren: "In the old days you could buy a car for two pork chops and a BLT. I killed a man for half a hotdog, so eat your tenderloin you ungrateful bastards!"
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What's not stated is that they killed all those pigs afterwards. I randomly saw an article about it yesterday.
The photo is funny though.
Well it isn't as funny now, Dr. Buzzkill....
That is a buzzkill but I suppose the pigs had nothing better to expect from rescue. They should've hopped onto that piece of wood and gone rogue.
I like thinking that they caused the flood and they're triumphantly gazing over their work. "Eat us will you? Take that! Heh heh heh
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I'm hungry."
"Yeah, and I'm too clean.
We should have gotten in the boat with the cows."
I heard that since all the crops got washed away, the farmers have to kill the pigs. So the price of pork will go down. But then later, the price of pork will soar.
So start hoarding pork you can sell later.
Speaking to my Grandchildren:
"In the old days you could buy a car for two pork chops and a BLT. I killed a man for half a hotdog, so eat your tenderloin you ungrateful bastards!"
"I remember how I used to have to fill my wallet with ham. Stank like hell in the summer!"
"We called it a Hamlet."
(I know, I know, I couldn't stop myself)
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