Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Stormtroopers Will “Never Forget”


From slashfilm, Where were you when the Empire fell and the Deathstar was destroyed? College Humor has a politically incorrect parody featuring a few Imperial Stormtroopers who will “never forget.”

See it here

1 comment:

HandsomeStan said...

THIS...IS...BRILLIANT.

In college, it became apparent (through the clouds of blue smoke that would sometimes obscure the TV) that WE, the US, were in fact, The Empire. And the trilogy was meant to glorify what effectively amounted to a bunch of ragtag terrorists intent on bringing down the established order, for no other discernible reason that they built enormous space weapons, and provided jobs and security to millions upon millions of people. This clip NAILS that idea down, and nails it down HARD.

For those that haven't been bitten by the conspiracy bug, check this shit out when you get a chance: (Part II is where it REALLY gets cooking, and makes the movie JFK look like the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, as far as the overwhelming import of subject matter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk7htWPF874

For when you've got 2 1/2 hours to spare and want to feel like our country really is run by an international shadow military-industrial-corporate consortium.

What about the explosions at the bottom, seconds before each collapse? What about the melting point of steel being 1000 degrees higher than the burn temperature of jet fuel? What about the towers coming down at free-fall speeds, with no resistance? What about NO video or physical evidence of plane wreckage at the Pentagon? What about...I could go on and on. Watch, and get freaked.

As Hitler once said, "The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it."

There's a future haiku topic coming here...I can feel it.

Malevolent

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