Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Chart Exactly Where Your Ian Malcolm Impression Takes Place


From iwatchstuff, Time to get frustrated by how incredibly close Nedry got to escaping from the island with this amazing, obviously-useful Jurassic Park map made by Terry "Tyrannosaurus" Davis (with assistance from Bernard "BrachioInGen" Kyer, Jeff "T-Rex_Master" Venancio, et al)! Reliving all the memorable scenes from the most quotable, always-watchable film ever made has never been more cartographic. I only wish there were an inset map showing me exactly where Nedry decides Dodgson is getting cheap on him.

The lowest pink dot should serve as a lesson to all future mapmakers: there should always be a point labeled "There it is!" on every future map ever made.

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

Okay, I went to the original site and I still can't see this thing big enough to make out the details. Do I really care? Who does stuff like this sixteen years later?

I certainly hope "the most quotable, always-watchable film ever made" is sarcastic. In this context I can't really tell.

Jordan said...

It's not nearly as cool as the map of the Lost island, which is actually informative and helpful.

Jurassic Park; who cares? You got your dinosaur paddocks over there, your tour center over there...helipad, etc. etc. It's Spielberg, so you've always got a keen sense of the important spatial relationships scene-by-scene as everyone runs around.

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