Thursday, March 01, 2007

Christ, another Weekend at Bernie's

From Iwatchstuff, "If you remember Weekend at Bernie's, you'll recall wasting your time and money watching a couple of retards move their boss's corpse around for a weekend of physical comedy. As a warning, some jerks are about to try to get you to repeat the process by watching Next Weekend at Bernie's, which is exactly the same as Weekend at Bernie's save for two differences:

1. Instead of the beach house of the original, Bernie invites the two guys to his ski lodge, meaning we'll probably be seeing a skiing corpse at least once.

2. This time I know Bernie's dead, so these two guys are not going to fool me again by putting sunglasses on him and leaning him against something.

NOTE: No, you didn't imagine the box office flop Weekend at Bernie's II. This is in addition to that."

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Wouldn't Bernie be a skeleton by now?

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