From Iwatchstuff, "Scans from the new Fangoria reveal that, yes, Planet Terror (Robert Rodriguez's portion of Grindhouse) does contain fleshy, gruesome mutants. If I ever reach this point of mutation, please don't shoot or otherwise kill me thinking I want to be put out of my misery. It's not as bad as it looks. But do feel free to stop inviting me to social things. I'll understand.More mutants here."
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The worst thing about that kind of mutation is that you're pretty much stuck in whatever clothes you were wearing when it started. So if you have a shirt in your closet that you hate but still sometimes wear, I'd get rid of it. The day you do wear it could wind up being Mutation Day.
remember though that whatever outfit you're wearing is going to get ripped to shreds. wouldn't you rather mangle the outfit you hate?
bruce banner has the same problem, i'm sure. he transforms into the hulk and then grouses, "ooooh! that was hulk's favorite shirt!" and then grows another 5 inches in his renewed fury.
Hmmm, you have a point. But if you're right, then what's the use of the popular phrase "shirt I wouldn't get caught mutated in?"
Banner should really just buy some shirts in the same place he gets those expanding purple pants. Although then he'd get beat up even more because of the head-to-toe purple thing.
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