There were some seriously inspired haikus this week. I've been chuckling for 24 hours straight.
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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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I see she's really gritting her teeth over this one.
I'm WAY out of practice - I didn't have time to get to scratch tickets. That shit INFURIATES me.
All I want is my beer, and I've got to stand there for 5 minutes while you select 10 to 15 SPECIFIC cards, none of which will win, and ALL of which just give you the briefest flicker of hope in order to continue the meaningless drudgery of an existence?
And if I had launched into Octomom, I'd probably still be writing, and probably offending everyone. Deeply offending everyone.
GREAT topic. Much untapped rage here...
I agree, Stan!
Lottery tickets
I just want to buy some milk
You will never win
As far as Octomom is concerned the less energy and brain power spent on that stupid chika the better. No way you could ever offend me on the subject of that beast Stan, no way!
I also wanted to tap in on old ladies with coupons in the supermarket. They always hold up the line. Old people in general, very annoying. I could never live in Florida.
Old people should die
Octomom PLUS kids should die
Too many shitheads
Me & Horrorthon
Dawn of the new human race
Brilliant for all time
I agree with Stan
Old people should die sooner
Less pain for us both
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