Thursday, August 13, 2009

Haiku Results Pending... Millvina needs to think about it.

There were some seriously inspired haikus this week. I've been chuckling for 24 hours straight.


Catfreeek said...

I see she's really gritting her teeth over this one.

HandsomeStan said...

I'm WAY out of practice - I didn't have time to get to scratch tickets. That shit INFURIATES me.

All I want is my beer, and I've got to stand there for 5 minutes while you select 10 to 15 SPECIFIC cards, none of which will win, and ALL of which just give you the briefest flicker of hope in order to continue the meaningless drudgery of an existence?

And if I had launched into Octomom, I'd probably still be writing, and probably offending everyone. Deeply offending everyone.

GREAT topic. Much untapped rage here...

JPX said...

I agree, Stan!

Lottery tickets
I just want to buy some milk
You will never win

Catfreeek said...

As far as Octomom is concerned the less energy and brain power spent on that stupid chika the better. No way you could ever offend me on the subject of that beast Stan, no way!

Catfreeek said...

I also wanted to tap in on old ladies with coupons in the supermarket. They always hold up the line. Old people in general, very annoying. I could never live in Florida.

HandsomeStan said...

Old people should die
Octomom PLUS kids should die
Too many shitheads

Me & Horrorthon
Dawn of the new human race
Brilliant for all time

Catfreeek said...

I agree with Stan
Old people should die sooner
Less pain for us both