Thursday, August 27, 2009

Shelley Duvall loses her mind


From worstpreviews, Friends and neighbors are coming forward about the mental state of Shelley Duvall, who co-starred opposite Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" and Robin Williams in "Popeye."

Several Blanco, Texas residents have voiced their concerns for the actress because she spends night after night patrolling her backyard, convinced her home is a portal for aliens.

One local told the Globe, "Shelley is such a tragic soul. I feel terrible for her and wish someone could step in and do something. She desperately needs help."

Many have spotted the 60-year-old Duvall, who hasn't acted since 2002, flashing her car lights in a bid to communicate with extra-terrestrials and "wandering around town... looking disheveled, strange and totally crazy."

Another local said, "She mutters to herself and talks about aliens living in her body."

And a local hardware supplier added, "One time she came in and asked for dirt and boards to block up a hole in her backyard because, she said, 'That's a portal into another dimension. That's where the aliens are coming in.'"

3 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Damn, I was wondering why she had suddenly disappeared. Maybe she was abducted.

Jordan said...

She should try to kill the aliens herself. That's the next step after nobody believes you.

Octopunk said...

I don't like reality shows, but I would watch a reality show about Shelly Duvall and Margo Kidder trying to live together.

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