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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Funniest news lead a reporter has ever written?
From geekology, There's quality journalism and then there's quality journalism. And this is the latter. I'm talking about words strung together so profoundly that Putlizer himself just rolled over in his grave and shat a printing press.
"BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail."
Nor will he be going back to Taco Bell. Fire sauce might not be that hot in your mouth, but in your penis, oh man, in your penis.
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I remember that issue when Captain America had a burrito in his pants.
Dangling modifier! The grammar police are officially not impressed with this great reporter. Still, good story.
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