Thursday, May 27, 2010

Watch Heidi Montag's Transformers 3 Audition Tape



From cinemablend, Heidi Montag is mostly known for being a brain dead socialite, so no one really took it seriously when earlier this week word leaked that she was lobbying to take over for Megan Fox on Transformers 3, even though she’d gone so far as to make an audition tape. Now that Michael Bay has filled the part by casting a Victoria’s Secret model, you have to wonder if she might not have been a seriously contender. Compared to Rosie whatsername, she’s a thespian and she capably fills the only criteria that seems to matter to Bay: She’s hot.

Montag didn’t get the part but the audition tape she sent in to Bay did. Apparently she missed those rumors about a year ago which indicated that Megan Fox originally got the part by washing Michael Bay’s Ferrari in a bikini. If she really wanted the role she probably should have grabbed a bucket and a sponge. Instead the audition video tries to prove she’s credible as an action bad-ass, blissfully unaware that the women in Transformers don’t do any action stuff, mostly they fall down in ways that allow the camera to zoom in on their heaving bosom.

8 comments:

Octopunk said...

Well, she'll be great for those action scenes in which the protagonist has to shoot a series of targets three feet away.

50PageMcGee said...

she's auditioning for a movie about gigantic robots from outer space. what good is a pistol going to do her?

Jordan said...

This woman is horrifying and pathetic. She's so stupid that she's just following the child logic of "be in Transformers" to "be like Megan Fox," so, in order to be in the movie, she's got to audition, right? "Now's my chance!" It's incredible how soullessly awful her whole saga is.

HandsomeStan said...

Jordan's comment was the typewritten equivalent of a 100-samurai-sword attack on the body, entrails, and soul of a person, leaving nothing but dog-food sized bloody bits on the ground, and a shattered spirit drifting aimlessly into the cosmic void.

I hope she somehow gets to read it.

Octopunk said...

I think "soullessly awful" and "be like Megan Fox" go perfect together.

HandsomeStan said...

However, I wouldn't kick "soullessly awful" out of bed, either.

Especially if she washed my car.

Jordan said...

I mean, Transformers is over her head. Come on!

Julie said...

I cannot throw stones. I'd be lucky to get a Lowe's Hardware Store commercial You go, Heidi.