Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hopes are dashed for Die Hard 4

From AICN, "Fox, in an attempt to always find a better director than the last time out, has gone from John McTiernan to Len Wiseman, director of the UNDERWORLD films for their next installment of DIE HARD... which is apparently being called DIE HARD 4.0, where John McClane comes out of retirement to fight a gang of viscious Internet Terrorists!"

5 comments:

Octopunk said...

Internet terrorists? So I guess instead of looking like that dirty, wet DHwV McClane, he'll have thumb callouses and cheeto crumbs all over his shirt. Quick, before they blow up the porn!

Jeez, the Underworld guy? Isn't his schedule full with a ruinously bad movie of some comic book nobody cares about?

JPX said...

Aren't you thinking of Uwe Boll?

Octopunk said...

Aah! I was going to make a Uwe Boll joke when I first wrote that comment and I forgot! This guys's like his protege. Except he also snookered Kate Beckinsale into marrying him, so maybe he's the master of snookery.

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