Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Sean Connery beats up women

From Thesuperficial, "Sean Connery's ex-wife has written an autobiography, and in it makes claims that Connery used to beat her.

According to an interview in the London Times, Cilento writes that in 1965, after she danced with a wedding party at a hotel in Spain where the couple was staying, she returned to her room and felt a blow to the face and Connery knocked her to the floor. “She got to her feet, but a second blow knocked her back,” reports the paper.
Connery has always denied that he hit his wife, but that year he was quoted in Playboy as saying, “I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don’t recommend you do it in the same way you hit a man.” And in 1993, he was quoted In Vanity Fair as saying “Sometimes there are women who take it to the wire. That’s what they are looking for — the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.” Connery has said that those comments were taken out of context.

“It has been gone over millions of times,” Cilento told the London Times, “but what’s in the book is exactly what happened. I wouldn’t have said anything about it if Sean hadn’t done all those interviews about slapping ladies around.”

That's the difference between the real James Bond and the trained monkey they've got playing the current one. I'm not saying it's okay to hit women, but it just feels okay when James Bond does it. Whether he's hitting you or humping you, you know you're in for the ride of your life. Besides, it's impossible to be mad at a guy who has a watch that shoots lasers out of it.

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

I guess nobody's surprised, then. When I read that headline, I thought "yeah, didn't we all know he liked to smack chicks around?" And then there was the reference right there.

Kind of like that bit in Good Night and Good Luck where Murrow asks Liberace if he's found the right girl yet.

JPX said...

Where did that picture come from? I tmakes me want to smack him like a chick.

Octopunk said...

The movie "Zardoz," which if you haven't seen, I recommend for your Netflix queue. Hilariously silly sci-fi.

Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024

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