From geekology, That's right folks, Burger King has come out with a cologne. Appropriately named Flame, 5ml bottles cost a staggering $4 and allegedly contain the intoxicating odor of flame-broiled burger. Mmmm.
On firemeetsdesire.com, Burger King takes pains make satire of the "sexy is serious" stylings of other fragrance campaigns, offering this description of the scent against a chic black background: "The WHOPPER sandwich is America's favorite burger. FLAME by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."
Alternatively, just rub yourself down with an actual burger. Hello ladies! What, you never seen a guy with a pickle on his neck?
Appetite for seduction: BK's new fragrance [msnbc]
7 comments:
Well that's just disgusting, especially first thing in the morning.
I imagine that animals would follow you whenever you went outside.
Animals and fat people...
I can just see the headline:
"Man attacked by Pack of Hungry Dogs"
That pic is foul. The king always freaks me out.
He freaks me out too Whirly but BK has always had that strange side. Remember the subserviant chicken?
That's not strange. Chickens should be subservient.
I think I may have to get a bottle of this stuff. For pranks.
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