merry gretchmas all!reading haikus, hope i don'tpiss myself laughing.
(They must never know!)How'd I get pregnant you ask?Um, um, miracle!
Yay it's Christmas timeI hope I get some good stuffSocks are not good stuff
Forgotten oh noMankind benefits from the from it -Cosmic protection
Families share giftsDepressed people kill themselvesIt's that time of year
Grandma sends moneyI'm buying a box of wineIf she only knew
Where is Octopunk?He's been gone for awhile I want all his toys
EventuallyA Christmas Story gets oldEnough is enough
what was i thinking?next year someone remind me:don't work christmas eve!!!
It's a white ChristmasBut now it's raining outsideStupid New England
The blog is lonelyWhere are the Horrorthonners?Oh yeah, it's Christmas
Getting ready nowopening presents at MomsI know I'll get socks
Cats ruined our treethe ornaments entice themdestructive bastards
Kitties are sleepingtired from destroying treefive cats, I'm insane
Catfreek has 5 catsWhich is a sign illnessI will get her help
It is Christmas EveMom says take grandma to churchI’m going to sleep
It is Christmas Eve.Mom wants the fake Christmas tree,to sell to a man.It is Christmas Eve.Where the hell is that damn tree?She bought it at Sears.It is Christmas Eve.No one cares about that tree!It’s thirty years old.It is Christmas Eve.Let’s talk about something else.A contest, she says.It is Christmas Eve.But, I don’t feel festive.You dress as the elf.It is Christmas Eve.I look like a damn gremlin. It’s to win a car.It is Christmas Eve.You are making me crazy!Then have a rice cake.It is Christmas Eve.Where the hell are my sisters?It’s their problem too.It is Christmas Eve.I’m waiting she loudly yells.Grandmas waiting too!It is Christmas Eve.Oh when will you disappear?Fuck! There’s Christmas too.Just in case you’re wondering what the above haikus are all about. They are loosely based on a conversation I had with my mother this evening.
It is Christmas EveWhirlygirl's hilariousGremlin wins a car?
johnny, i am yourbiggest fan, but, jesus, pleasechange that avatar
poor gretchen simmons inadvertently blasphemeshope she never knows
Ok so as I agreed, I get to pick this week's winning entry. Believe me when I tell you it was no easy task. I almost went with JPX's hilarious ode to Catfreeek but had to disqualify it due to the syllabic error in line 2. Let that be a proofreading lesson to everyone! I also enjoyed Nowandzen's lone entry even though I don't get it. So this week's winner is Whirlygirl who graciously offered us a memorable glimpse into her bizarre life. It is Christmas Eve.I look like a damn gremlin. It’s to win a car.Congratulations Whirlygirl! You get to choose next week's topic and also get to judge. As JPX says when his finger is buried in his nose - pick a winner!
I agree on the winner, good choice. I screwed up my entry as I did it while having company over but thanks for the mention. Winter poem funToo much Christmas companyCrazy cat lady: D
Hmm, I still don't understand my error?
Thanks for giving me the win, JSP. I'll try and come up with a good topic for next week.
Oh wait, now I see it. Drat.
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