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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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merry gretchmas all!
reading haikus, hope i don't
piss myself laughing.
(They must never know!)
How'd I get pregnant you ask?
Um, um, miracle!
Yay it's Christmas time
I hope I get some good stuff
Socks are not good stuff
Forgotten oh no
Mankind benefits from the from it
-Cosmic protection
Families share gifts
Depressed people kill themselves
It's that time of year
Grandma sends money
I'm buying a box of wine
If she only knew
Where is Octopunk?
He's been gone for awhile
I want all his toys
Eventually
A Christmas Story gets old
Enough is enough
what was i thinking?
next year someone remind me:
don't work christmas eve!!!
It's a white Christmas
But now it's raining outside
Stupid New England
The blog is lonely
Where are the Horrorthonners?
Oh yeah, it's Christmas
Getting ready now
opening presents at Moms
I know I'll get socks
Cats ruined our tree
the ornaments entice them
destructive bastards
Kitties are sleeping
tired from destroying tree
five cats, I'm insane
Catfreek has 5 cats
Which is a sign illness
I will get her help
It is Christmas Eve
Mom says take grandma to church
I’m going to sleep
It is Christmas Eve.
Mom wants the fake Christmas tree,
to sell to a man.
It is Christmas Eve.
Where the hell is that damn tree?
She bought it at Sears.
It is Christmas Eve.
No one cares about that tree!
It’s thirty years old.
It is Christmas Eve.
Let’s talk about something else.
A contest, she says.
It is Christmas Eve.
But, I don’t feel festive.
You dress as the elf.
It is Christmas Eve.
I look like a damn gremlin.
It’s to win a car.
It is Christmas Eve.
You are making me crazy!
Then have a rice cake.
It is Christmas Eve.
Where the hell are my sisters?
It’s their problem too.
It is Christmas Eve.
I’m waiting she loudly yells.
Grandmas waiting too!
It is Christmas Eve.
Oh when will you disappear?
Fuck! There’s Christmas too.
Just in case you’re wondering what the above haikus are all about. They are loosely based on a conversation I had with my mother this evening.
It is Christmas Eve
Whirlygirl's hilarious
Gremlin wins a car?
johnny, i am your
biggest fan, but, jesus, please
change that avatar
poor gretchen simmons inadvertently blasphemes
hope she never knows
Ok so as I agreed, I get to pick this week's winning entry. Believe me when I tell you it was no easy task. I almost went with JPX's hilarious ode to Catfreeek but had to disqualify it due to the syllabic error in line 2. Let that be a proofreading lesson to everyone! I also enjoyed Nowandzen's lone entry even though I don't get it.
So this week's winner is Whirlygirl who graciously offered us a memorable glimpse into her bizarre life.
It is Christmas Eve.
I look like a damn gremlin.
It’s to win a car.
Congratulations Whirlygirl! You get to choose next week's topic and also get to judge. As JPX says when his finger is buried in his nose - pick a winner!
I agree on the winner, good choice. I screwed up my entry as I did it while having company over but thanks for the mention.
Winter poem fun
Too much Christmas company
Crazy cat lady
: D
Hmm, I still don't understand my error?
Thanks for giving me the win, JSP. I'll try and come up with a good topic for next week.
Oh wait, now I see it. Drat.
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