Tuesday, March 01, 2011

The 12 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads



From cracked, It's not the fact that Santa is advertising Byrrh wine that makes this ad disturbing; it's that Santa has clearly gotten so shit-faced that he no longer feels the cold, and God has sent an angel down to ease his transition from life as he slowly freezes to death on somebody's roof.

But you know what's even worse?

Look at his sunken, withered eyes. He's clearly been dead for days. The angel came too late.

Santa died alone.

See them all here

4 comments:

Octopunk said...

I love this article! Mostly because of this picture for Griffin boot polish. (I linked to the original instead of the Cracked reprint of it so you can see the nipples. That's right! Nipples!)

Catfreeek said...

This is great, all those ads are mind blowing.

50PageMcGee said...

the sprite kid one is pretty freaky, although other than the kid himself, i can't really tell what "demon" they're talking about.

Octopunk said...

Um... DUH, dude. Albino child with evil eyes = demon in shadows. Your confusion confuses me.

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