Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I didn't even know that there was an Anaconda 2


From iwatchstuff, It's almost magical how they've managed to condense the entire essence of what it is to be a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie in under ten seconds, and how that magic is strangely heightened by the Davidhasselhoffonline.com watermark obscuring the shoddy CGI and "of course you're in Anaconda 3" actors.

It's going to be really sad when John Rhys-Davies dies and his awards show tribute clips will be Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, then a bunch of crap like this.*

*Such as Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood, currently in post-production.

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