Thursday, July 31, 2008

Tom Cruise is in trouble

From wwtdd, The New York Daily News says today that Tom Cruise has been named in a $250 million federal lawsuit against the Church of Scientology. Hahahaha, you suck Tom Cruise. Goofy bastard. THE NYDN says…

Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, a longtime critic of the church, filed suit in Southern District Court in Florida on July 15 alleging, among other things, that members of the church harassed him after he left.
In court papers provided to The News by investigator Paul Barresi, Letterese claims a member of the church phoned his lawyer at home, and when the lawyer's wife answered, said he was her husband's homosexual lover.
Letterese calls the church a "crime syndicate" and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.

He singles out Cruise, who's made no secret of his religion, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is "aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars."

This guy is crazy. Scientology is legit. I took their personality test one time and it turns out I like to have fun. And I thought about it and they were right. Just a week earlier I had hit my thumb with a hammer and I didn’t care for that at all. How did Scientology know?!?!?! Here’s some money, tell me more!!!

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