Friday, February 13, 2009

Happy Gretchentines Day everybody!



Wishing you all a red hot, explosive and unpredictable kinky sex Valentine’s Day weekend! Or else cynically reject and mock the sappy Hallmark holiday if that’s your thing because you don’t need “The Man” to assign a specific day of the year for you to express your love, goddamn it! Every day is Valentine’s Day, right?

9 comments:

JPX said...

Hilarious yet deeply disturbing picture of our gal!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

That's exactly what I was going for!

Catfreeek said...

I really have nothing to say here I just wanted to taunt JSP with my avatar.

So, do you know who/where she's from?

AC said...

maybe fucking should just be called "gretching" from now on?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

AC you crazy sonovabitch, you've done it again! I foresee endless laughs from this in the future and I guess I take back that "Ain't Cool" comment.

Catfreeek - not a clue. At first I thought Oola from Jedi, then the bizarre dancer in the Star Wars Holiday Special, then Grace Jones for some reason.

Octopunk said...

Nice pic, Herr Pants. Oddly enough, the cupid's body is the more disturbing part, but that's because of the Gretchen head. Totally gretchin' freaky.

I think Catfreeek's avatar is from Far Out Space Nuts.

50PageMcGee said...

i'm sipping tea out of my gretchen mug as we speak. i'm pretending i'm drinking her brain juice.

50PageMcGee said...

ps, does anyone else think the octuplets lady looks like gross liv tyler?

Catfreeek said...

JSP I knew you would be stumped but Octo? You're wrong too.
Perhaps JPX will know her?

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