Friday, February 13, 2009

They're Making A "Stretch Armstrong" Film


From darkhorizons, "Bruce Almighty" scribe Steve Oedekerk is set to pen the superhero comedy "Stretch Armstrong" for Universal Pictures reports Variety.

The toy, a 13-inch, blond-haired muscled figure whose limbs could be stretched to nearly four feet, was launched by Kenner in the '70s.

Disney tried to make the film back in 1998 with Danny DeVito and later Jackie Chan.

Brian Goldner and Bennett Schneir will produce the new film which joins the likes of other Hasbro properties like Monopoly, Candyland and Ouija being developed at Universal.

4 comments:

Catfreeek said...

Did everyone else here cut one of these guys open to see what was inside? My friends little brother was soooooo mad at us for ruining his stretch.

JPX said...

The substance inside was so sticky, it was disgusting!

Catfreeek said...

It was gross, after cutting into stretches arm we immediately regretted it.

50PageMcGee said...

this is the douchefuck that made "kung pow" which was hands down the least funny "comedy" i've seen in the last 10 years. and i'm not kidding, i'm including the 2 minutes of the sequel to scary movie i saw last year while channel surfing.

stupid stupid stupid.

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