Dig deep, explore your inner demons.
Why do good people do terrible things?
From where does evil originate?
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How do you explain this little shit?
Just what is it about the Devil that is so very alluring?
Whoever can capture the essence of the Devil in 17 syllables shall be deemed this week's champion! Godspeed. No wait... you know what I mean.
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People like to say
“The devil made me do it”
I think they’re lying
“Oh God, You Devil”
Burns played both God and Devil
John Denver skipped it
Remember Hot Stuff?
He comes from Harvey Comics
He…Oh, never mind
Immortality?
Who wants to live forever?
I'll keep my soul, thanks
I see the devil
Every day at my job.
She sits next to me.
Chocolate goodness
And creamy center inside.
I love devil dogs.
Shout at the Devil
Shout what exactly, Vince Neil?
That song makes no sense
It has been written
The Devil walks among us
George W. Bush
The rocker's devil
Is really just a peace sign
Silly metal heads
The Prince of Darkness
Is a bad Carpenter flick
But a cool nickname
I'm a sucker for
Devils perched atop shoulders
Encouraging crime
They thought KISS stood for
Sigh, "Knights In Satan's Service"
People are stupid
It wasn’t scary
The Amityville Horror
What was Satan’s point?
Satan lives in hell
I wonder if he gets bored
Wouldn’t it get old?
I love Devil flicks
Which is really kind of weird
I'm an atheist
A Dead head's lament
is a friend of the Devil
he's a groovy guy
Gotta thank the dude
for robe toting worshippers
JSP's film faves
Satan's impressive
Must have been hard to balance
on those cloven hooves
The story of Job
Who is more of an asshole?
The Devil or God?
Devil casting call
Clancy Brown would be my guy
like in Highlander
That harsh speaking tone
He's pure evil incarnate
He tongue lashed some nuns
Played the evil dude
In the series Carnivale
disguised as preacher
The food of the Gods
Sinfully rich and tasty
is Devil's food cake
Devil worshippers
are either naked or robed
just like most porn stars
Been doing bad things?
Satan, a convenient guy
to point at for blame
Mephistopheles
Lucifer, Prince of Darkness
Just the coolest names
"johnny" posts "devil;"
why are those two never in
same place at same time?
i have some patients
who believe in the devil.
what if they are right?
in the book "the stand"
randall has a forked penis;
at least it's not blue!
I want a Porsche
No cash. My credit is shot.
I'll sell my soul.
Up pops the Devil
Quill and parchment in one hand
Keys in the other
Fuck that car is sweet!
Sleek black. Five-Twenty HP
Bye-bye to my soul!
Oh crap. Manual.
I don't know how to drive stick
Turn key. Engine stall.
I want my soul back
I'll give Him something he wants more
JPX's soul
Makes me sad to think
He'll be repenting my sins
His were such tame ones
Just a toy glutton
He'd have gotten fourth circle
Mild penance. No pain.
On the other hand
I killed Sweatpants for money
Ninth circle for me
Pity, JPX
His body encased in ice
Right up to his neck
And in the meantime
I get to have my soul back
AND this dope-ass car
Pants goes to heaven
When he gets there, joke's on him
God's a Springsteen fan
Wait a minute, what?
Why was I dragged into this?
Sold me out for wheels??
In fairness to me
I sold you out, not "for wheels"
To get my soul back
My thanks Devil dude
You gave us the Exorcist
Horrorthon Heaven
Eyes as cold as steel
Spewing evil with each word
Oprah is Satan
Stones singing oo-oo
Sympathy for the Devil
Back up singer's hell
My personal hell
forced to watch an endless loop
of Dr. Phil's show
Oh poor JPX
Swapped for 50's muddy soul
seemed fair at the time
50's mad rampage
killed JSP for money
I wonder how much?
So what's 50's fate?
Sweet ride sped into a tree
with no insurance
Now carless and broke
Spent the Sweatpants blood money
on hospital bills
Friend of the Devil?
Surely it's not 50P
Devil loves Karma
Anthony Kiedis
Boasts a devil in his dick
That can cause problems
Tom Cruise with a wig
And Ferris Bueller's girlfriend
Can kill the devil???
It's all in the name
"Beelzebub" just ain't cool
Sounds like some fratboy
An evil number?
What's the big deal? 666?
I pay that for beer
The Beast isn't home
If you need to reach me now,
I'm at 666
Old pagan god Pan
Hooves, horns, also god of sex
Hmm. Coincidence?
God of sex? And nymphs?
No wonder Christians freaked out
No place for that here!
Gimme guitar skills
Name your price for my soul, man
I'll shred & get laid
Play Ozzy backwards -
Retard sounds more retarded
I've got the message
Judas Priest backwards -
Still sounds like metal but now...
Rob Halford is straight
Despicable man
The real Devil is the Pope
Funny hat and dress
Number 666
The number of the Dark Lord?
Superstitious dopes
jews aren't much on
satan: god has all powers.
we DO have madoff.
i think "the devil
made him do it": jsp
called god an asshole!
Bobby Di Nero
played Louis Cyphre. Lisa
Bonet got nekkid.
I'm sure I shouldn't
have been watching that movie.
Yay for lax parents!
Santa and Satan
Both red. Both descend in fire.
Similarities...
Thrown out of Heaven
Evil or misunderstood?
Was God an asshole?
Satan's kind of gross
He smells like farts all the time
Fire and brimstone
The world's first rebel?
I heard Satan got the boot
Finding God's porn stash
"Devil" also ""lived"
"Elvis" is also "evils"
Where does the truth lie?
Being Satan - great!
Got metalheads, heretics
For eternity
Hell will be awesome
They've got all the good albums
And lots of pornstars
So - Paris Hilton
Devil assumes pleasing shape
Yep, now I get it
Lawyers, bankers too
Heaven should watch its ass, man
Hostile takeover
I am the devil
I'm also on the level
Rock out and revel
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