Going off the subject from last week....I wanted to do something that is very near and dear to my heart:
First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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I love candy corn
I'm in the minority
But I'm also right
My favorite treat?
Original M&Ms
Brown ones are the best
I never could stand
Sour Patch or similar
Why torture your mouth?
Never leave candy
In the car in the summer
You will find a mess
Never liked hot balls
Candy shouldn't be painful
And the name is bad
Candy corn is great
If you like eating candles
made out of sugar
Snickers are just wrong
Nuts are s'posed to be salty
As God intended
Created in Hell
To destroy all of mankind
Peeps are disgusting
There is no wrong way
To eat peanut butter cups
Anal ingestion?
You knock candy corn?
Yet eat Triscuts like candy
Why not eat tree bark?
Grew up near Hershey
Weekend trips to Chocolate World
14 cavities
Some forms of torture:
Waterboarding, starvation,
And Circus Peanuts
Hazy memory
Bag of sugar with a stick
Lik-m-Aid, really?
Got hours to kill
One Bit-O-Honey should do
Chew. And chew. ...And chew.
Did I really buy
Wax bottles with juice inside?
Apparently so
Now & Later chews
I only heard the first half
I'll have those Now, thanks
Nothing is grosser
Than eating nougat candy
When you have braces
Remember moon pies?
Technically they're not candy
Heaven in pie form
candy is dandy,
liquor is quicker? i say,
candy's quick enough.
does the word "chocolate"
have two syllables or three?
i'm stuck till i know!
in high school i sold
m&ms for fundraising.
ate them all myself. :(
deprived of candy
by 70s "healthy" mom;
backlash, anyone?
you can get custom
print on m&ms but it's
wicked expensive.
topic compelled me
to buy after-lunch cookie.
not candy, but good.
one of our post-docs
needs to ration candy corn
or eats herself sick.
This is so timely.
I made great candy gift bags.
For my friend's shower.
I'm a believer.
The therapeutic value
Of candy is fact.
When things got tough here,
My mom hit bottom, and I
Had to rescue her
I scarfed the candy
Mixed chocolate and gummy
In my mouth--munch, yum.
Nothing worked like that.
Sweet taste of peanut butter
And jelly belly
So much more helpful
Than conversations with friends.
Ate bag after bag.
Secret recipe
Popcorn and Reese's Pieces
Best combination!
I learned this at work
The old Showcase Cinemas
We ushers knew all
Oh my sizzling tongue
Wash down Pop Rocks with some Coke
Exploding child
Don't like Cracker Jacks
"Secret toy surprise" indeed
"Surprise" is it sucks
Pass me some Bonkers
Look out! Giant fucking fruit!
Dangerous candy
Childhood cocaine
Pixy Stix, crushed Smarties
It WAS the 80s
No chocolate for me
I prefer nature's candy
Apples, pears and grapes
Handsome, I must ask
What in the world are Bonkers?
Where did you grow up?
Hot damn, great topic!
Just dip me in chocolate
roll me in sprinkles.
Dove, Butterfinger
Kit Kat, Payday or Snickers
I just can't decide
Oh for fuck's sake just
Give me a choco I.V.
Yeah, now we're talkin'
Showcase Pic & Mix
I stole it by the fistful
I regret nothing
Appropriate name
Greatest 90's invention:
"Nutrageous" bar
I used to like Nerds
I used to like lots of crap
Milli Vanilli
Oh yeah, Pic & Mix
I consumed vast quantities
Now I'm sick of it
My other favorite?
Whoppers! Yep, that's right, Whoppers.
I love chok'lit balls
pet peeve: parents who
eat kids' halloween candy.
(cuz i'm no parent).
Candy for breakfast
Is one of the great perks of
being an adult.
Bonkers commercials:
Eat chewy candy. Big fruit
Falls, bonks you on head
Just Google "Bonkers"
Like Starburst but fruitier
"Bonkers! Bonks ya out!"
Fun combination:
Hot Tamales in Twizzlers.
Chewy and spicy.
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp.
Nom nom nom nom nom. Chomp chomp.
Candy is so good.
Plain M&Ms best.
Stop with the nuts already.
And "Mini"? Fuck that.
Cadbury cream eggs
Gross but good. Good but gross, right?
Those are some weird shit.
Agree: peeps from hell.
Who know that Satan would look
All squishy and cute?
Stan's lonely viewpoint:
"Switzers" better than "Twizzlers"
Juicier licorice!
Good n' Plenty: ehh
Not so "Good." Don't need "Plenty."
Black licorice: No Fun
Hershey as a kid
Godiva as an adult
Keeps me fat through life
Sweet manna of Gods
Peanutbutter m&m's
eat by the fist full
Damn all you people
Been dieting for weeks, now
I want some candy!
Secretly wondered
How Chef's chok'lit salty balls
on South Park tasted
Almond Joy? What Joy?
Coconut is for old folks,
Who like hard candy
We smuggle Twizzlers
They don't sell them in Sweden
Thus..."candy suitcase"
Yes, I am alive
No, I don't have an excuse
Sorry. Screw you JSP
Choc covered pretzels
I used to love them...until
that scene from Mall Rats
In my opinion
One of the best creations
is the Swedish Fish
So it's not candy
Still I must give kudos
to Desroc's creme brulee
A strange candy that
My mom is addicted to
are Horehound candies
A waste of sugar
Circus peanuts, peeps and yes
nasty candy corn
having miko back
on the blog is better than
any damn candy. :)
Oh Henry! Hot Balls!
Baby Ruth's Mounds and Whoppers
Make Nerds Blow Whistles
desroc's creme brulee!
i may never stop drooling.
(brulee beats candy).
Screw the candy bar
Just hand me a slab of fudge
2 minutes alone
You say what you will
Old bitties know their candy
Example: gumdrops
Yellow always sucks
Starburst, Life Savers, Skittles
I'd rather eat socks
Fat man's candy bar:
Tube of Tollhouse cookie dough
An afternoon snack
Ah the Charm's blow pop
delicious sweet candy lick
followed by gum treat
Bad day to diet
Peanutbutter m&m's
just had to buy them
What are they really?
remake of old Wonka treat
first oompah-loompa's
So disappointed
Everlasting gobstoppers
don't last forever
Puffed up, full of air
Sweet treat they no longer make
the chocolite bar
Remember "Zero?"
Aptly-named bar of candy
With zero appeal
Going to grandma's
Bowls filled with ribbon candy
Old lady's delight
Some sweet memories
walking to Jake's, Maple ave
Penny candy bliss
Ah, penny candy!
Often cost more than one cent
False advertising
Fist full of pennies
a case full of sweet heaven
those little brown bags
Chinese fortune gum
Bought solely for it's wisdom
the gum tastes like ass
Chewing til jaw hurt
For Bazooka Joe comics
ten got you free stuff
Necco had Sky bar
4 flavors in just one bar
sure beat their wafers
Necco Wafers, yuck
Why not just sell kids armpits?
They sure taste the same
Candy Buttons, yuck
You end up eating paper
And the "dots" just suck
How 'bout candy coins?
Choc'lit treasure indeed
I'd rather have gold
It's all in the name
Milk Duds sound like a failure
But really quite good
Hershey Miniatures
Gimme all the Special Darks
Ditch all the Krackels
"Snack size" candy bars
Unsatisfying portion
A total insult
Tootsie-pop question,
How many licks does it take?
One when gum's inside
Twizzlers beat Red Vines.
Disagree? I'll beat your ass
With a big Twizzler.
Today,I combined
Swedish Fish and Gerber's Puffs.
Tasted like Fruit Loops.
In the lips it slides
Willing throat awaits the load.
Giant Pixy Stix.
One time in the shop
They swapped in a fake Twix bar
Brown clay over wood
This really happened
I thought it had melted weird
Took a careful bite
Wood cookie! Teeth stopped
Too late realized I'd been had
Coworkers guffawed
this is way late -- long day.
if your teeth fall out
candy corns in the sockets!
the white part, of course
i've got a sweet smile
and the sharp, serrated look
wards off predators
there's the yellow part
fits better in the sockets
but ewww! yellow teeth?
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