I love candy cornI'm in the minorityBut I'm also rightMy favorite treat?Original M&MsBrown ones are the bestI never could standSour Patch or similarWhy torture your mouth?
Never leave candyIn the car in the summerYou will find a messNever liked hot ballsCandy shouldn't be painfulAnd the name is bad
Candy corn is greatIf you like eating candlesmade out of sugarSnickers are just wrongNuts are s'posed to be saltyAs God intendedCreated in HellTo destroy all of mankindPeeps are disgustingThere is no wrong wayTo eat peanut butter cupsAnal ingestion?
You knock candy corn?Yet eat Triscuts like candyWhy not eat tree bark?
Grew up near HersheyWeekend trips to Chocolate World14 cavities
Some forms of torture:Waterboarding, starvation,And Circus Peanuts
Hazy memoryBag of sugar with a stickLik-m-Aid, really?Got hours to killOne Bit-O-Honey should doChew. And chew. ...And chew.
Did I really buyWax bottles with juice inside?Apparently so
Now & Later chewsI only heard the first halfI'll have those Now, thanks
Nothing is grosserThan eating nougat candyWhen you have bracesRemember moon pies?Technically they're not candyHeaven in pie form
candy is dandy,liquor is quicker? i say,candy's quick enough.
does the word "chocolate"have two syllables or three?i'm stuck till i know!
in high school i soldm&ms for fundraising.ate them all myself. :(
deprived of candyby 70s "healthy" mom;backlash, anyone?
you can get customprint on m&ms but it'swicked expensive.
topic compelled meto buy after-lunch cookie.not candy, but good.
one of our post-docsneeds to ration candy cornor eats herself sick.
This is so timely.I made great candy gift bags.For my friend's shower.I'm a believer.The therapeutic valueOf candy is fact.When things got tough here,My mom hit bottom, and IHad to rescue herI scarfed the candyMixed chocolate and gummyIn my mouth--munch, yum.Nothing worked like that.Sweet taste of peanut butterAnd jelly bellySo much more helpfulThan conversations with friends.Ate bag after bag.
Secret recipePopcorn and Reese's PiecesBest combination!I learned this at workThe old Showcase CinemasWe ushers knew all
Oh my sizzling tongueWash down Pop Rocks with some CokeExploding child
Don't like Cracker Jacks"Secret toy surprise" indeed"Surprise" is it sucks
Pass me some BonkersLook out! Giant fucking fruit!Dangerous candy
Childhood cocainePixy Stix, crushed SmartiesIt WAS the 80s
No chocolate for meI prefer nature's candyApples, pears and grapes
Handsome, I must askWhat in the world are Bonkers?Where did you grow up?
Hot damn, great topic!Just dip me in chocolateroll me in sprinkles.Dove, ButterfingerKit Kat, Payday or SnickersI just can't decideOh for fuck's sake justGive me a choco I.V.Yeah, now we're talkin'
Showcase Pic & MixI stole it by the fistfulI regret nothingAppropriate nameGreatest 90's invention:"Nutrageous" barI used to like NerdsI used to like lots of crapMilli Vanilli
Oh yeah, Pic & MixI consumed vast quantitiesNow I'm sick of itMy other favorite?Whoppers! Yep, that's right, Whoppers.I love chok'lit balls
pet peeve: parents whoeat kids' halloween candy.(cuz i'm no parent).
Candy for breakfastIs one of the great perks ofbeing an adult.
Bonkers commercials:Eat chewy candy. Big fruitFalls, bonks you on headJust Google "Bonkers" Like Starburst but fruitier"Bonkers! Bonks ya out!"
Fun combination:Hot Tamales in Twizzlers.Chewy and spicy.
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp.Nom nom nom nom nom. Chomp chomp.Candy is so good.
Plain M&Ms best.Stop with the nuts already.And "Mini"? Fuck that.
Cadbury cream eggsGross but good. Good but gross, right?Those are some weird shit.
Agree: peeps from hell.Who know that Satan would lookAll squishy and cute?
Stan's lonely viewpoint:"Switzers" better than "Twizzlers"Juicier licorice!
Good n' Plenty: ehhNot so "Good." Don't need "Plenty."Black licorice: No Fun
Hershey as a kidGodiva as an adultKeeps me fat through life
Sweet manna of GodsPeanutbutter m&m'seat by the fist fullDamn all you peopleBeen dieting for weeks, nowI want some candy!Secretly wonderedHow Chef's chok'lit salty ballson South Park tasted
Almond Joy? What Joy?Coconut is for old folks,Who like hard candy
We smuggle TwizzlersThey don't sell them in SwedenThus..."candy suitcase"
Yes, I am aliveNo, I don't have an excuseSorry. Screw you JSP
Choc covered pretzelsI used to love them...untilthat scene from Mall RatsIn my opinionOne of the best creationsis the Swedish FishSo it's not candyStill I must give kudosto Desroc's creme brulee
A strange candy thatMy mom is addicted toare Horehound candiesA waste of sugarCircus peanuts, peeps and yesnasty candy corn
having miko backon the blog is better than any damn candy. :)
Oh Henry! Hot Balls!Baby Ruth's Mounds and WhoppersMake Nerds Blow Whistles
desroc's creme brulee!i may never stop drooling.(brulee beats candy).
Screw the candy barJust hand me a slab of fudge2 minutes alone
You say what you willOld bitties know their candyExample: gumdrops
Yellow always sucksStarburst, Life Savers, SkittlesI'd rather eat socks
Fat man's candy bar:Tube of Tollhouse cookie doughAn afternoon snack
Ah the Charm's blow popdelicious sweet candy lickfollowed by gum treatBad day to dietPeanutbutter m&m'sjust had to buy themWhat are they really?remake of old Wonka treatfirst oompah-loompa's
So disappointedEverlasting gobstoppersdon't last foreverPuffed up, full of airSweet treat they no longer makethe chocolite bar
Remember "Zero?"Aptly-named bar of candyWith zero appeal
Going to grandma'sBowls filled with ribbon candyOld lady's delight
Some sweet memorieswalking to Jake's, Maple avePenny candy bliss
Ah, penny candy!Often cost more than one centFalse advertising
Fist full of penniesa case full of sweet heaventhose little brown bagsChinese fortune gumBought solely for it's wisdomthe gum tastes like assChewing til jaw hurtFor Bazooka Joe comicsten got you free stuffNecco had Sky bar4 flavors in just one barsure beat their wafers
Necco Wafers, yuckWhy not just sell kids armpits?They sure taste the sameCandy Buttons, yuckYou end up eating paperAnd the "dots" just suckHow 'bout candy coins?Choc'lit treasure indeedI'd rather have gold
It's all in the nameMilk Duds sound like a failureBut really quite goodHershey MiniaturesGimme all the Special DarksDitch all the Krackels
"Snack size" candy barsUnsatisfying portionA total insultTootsie-pop question,How many licks does it take?One when gum's inside
Twizzlers beat Red Vines.Disagree? I'll beat your assWith a big Twizzler.
Today,I combinedSwedish Fish and Gerber's Puffs.Tasted like Fruit Loops.
In the lips it slidesWilling throat awaits the load.Giant Pixy Stix.
One time in the shopThey swapped in a fake Twix barBrown clay over woodThis really happenedI thought it had melted weirdTook a careful biteWood cookie! Teeth stoppedToo late realized I'd been hadCoworkers guffawed
this is way late -- long day.if your teeth fall outcandy corns in the sockets!the white part, of coursei've got a sweet smileand the sharp, serrated lookwards off predatorsthere's the yellow partfits better in the socketsbut ewww! yellow teeth?
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