Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Hide and Creep

(2004) **
Welcome to Thorsby

a town filled with gun toting hicks

and sword wielding children

They have a bit of a blood thirsty alien zombie problem

But no worries, if you find a dead guy just call chuck

and if your not dead, just hide in a dark closet. Chuck says so
Who's Chuck? Who cares! He has post-its and gives good info.

In Thorsby women wear fancy tops made from
electrical tape when they go out drinking.
Now that's class!

Zombie strippers don't care too much about eating your brain.

They're too busy eating each other.

This guy spends nearly the entire film running around naked.
He has nothing to be proud of.

and this guy was just too weird looking not to share.

6 comments:

DKC said...

I....just, wow.

JPX said...

Hysterical! Isn't it funny that some movies can be conveyed with just a few representative pictures? I feel like I not only watched this film now but I need to go to church to atone for it!

Octopunk said...

What a great series of pics! The final two are particularly hilarious.

Whirlygirl said...

Awesome, hysterical review!!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Why only **? That movie has everything!

Catfreeek said...

You're just happy to know a naked fat guy runs around in it.

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