Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Meesa not surprised


From sirstevesguide, "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace alien Jar Jar Binks has been voted the most annoying film character of all time. In a poll of 5,000 movie fans by UK website LoveFilm.com, the computer generated Binks beat out competition from Andie MacDowell's character, Carrie, in Four Weddings And A Funeral. Third most irritating is Rowan Atkinson's Bean, followed in fourth place by Jim Carrey's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective character. In fifth place is Ben Stiller's White Goodman in Dodgeball."

6 comments:

JPX said...

That's a really stupid poll. Those runner ups are SUPPOSED to be irritating, Jar Jar was supposed to be endearing. I would put Short Round on that list as well as Eddie Furlong's John Conner, Wesley Crusher, Deana Troy, Chris Tucker in 5th Element (sorry Octo), the entire cast of Full House, and almost any character played by Will Smith.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Here's a few more honorable mentions in my book:
1) That little bastard from Liar Liar. "You mean you haff to tell the twoof!?!?"
2) Jake Lloyd -just as annoying as Jar Jar.
3) Dana Carvey in Trapped in Paradise. It's a character that would be mildly acceptable for a 2 minute SNL sketch. He runs it into the ground.
4) Rick Moranis in ANYTHING, but Strange Brew is a good place to start. Unwatchable.
5) The Last Action Hero kid, particularly when he's eating popcorn in the theater at the beginning of the movie.
6) Woody Allen in his early films where everything that comes out of his mouth is a failed attempt to be funny.
7) The fat kid in Evilspeak.

Octopunk said...

Oh, I like Strange Brew. Like when they bribe the secretary with donuts: "Maybe this will change your mind..."

My vote is for Shia LaBeouf. He's the annoying side character in I, Robot, Constantine and Charlies Angels Full Throttle. Plus he just plain sucks.

50PageMcGee said...

i'd also like to add...

(1)the kid from Shane
(2)short round? what about Kate Capshaw?
(3)chris klein in American Pie
(4)everyone else in American Pie except for finch
(5)frank whaley in just about anything
(6)claire danes as Princess Mononoke

JPX said...

Dude, I watched Strange Brew recently and IT DOES NOT HOLD UP! Seriously, I didn't smirk once throughout. It makes Bill and Ted seem like Shakespeare.

What about the kid from Problem Child? The red haired kid from Different Strokes? Bobby Brady? Kathy Lee Gifford? Star Jones? Howie Mandel? Gilbert Gottfried? Paris Hilton? Okay okay, I seemed to have strayed from the original intent of the poll.

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

It's most annoying "film character". Chris Klein was a good one. His sweet but slightly dumb act (is it an act?) grates. I had to look up Frank Whaley. I recognize the face but can barely remember him so I couldn't really call him annoying.

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