Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Possible Snakes on a Plane Sequels


From Iwatchstuff, "A fella working at a film company, whose job is to search the MPAA's title registry for conflicts, has found some titles that seem to imply the possibility of a Snakes on a Plane sequel. Here's the list:

Snakes on a Boat
Snakes on a Train
Snakes on a Plane 2
More Snakes on a Plane
Snakes in Space

I don't know why they'd even consider Snakes on a Train. If anything, that's a step backwards from having snakes on a plane. If you have snakes on a train, you just stop the train, get off, clear out the snakes, get back on the train. "Snakes on a train" is an equivalent threat to "bee in your car." Clearly your winner here is Snakes in Space. When an astronaut mistakes a snake for his urine tube, you'll see why."

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

I think a bee in your car is WAY more dangerous than snakes on a train.

JPX said...

Yeah he TOTALLY underestimates how frightening it would be to have a bee in your car.

I'd crash.

Octopunk said...

I'd always heard that was the authorities' way of explaining mysterious car crashes. Bee.

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