First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
More help on that pesky teenager problem
Here's a teaser poster for Simon Says, "a horror film that deals with a group of beautiful teenagers who are isolated and killed off one by one." And to that I can only say: finally!
It looks like the bad guy in this movie is Sweetums from the Muppet Show, who should know that the proper way to drag a corpse with a pickaxe is to hook it under the jaw, not the ribcage. What are they teaching these deformed hillbillies nowadays?
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That might be the funniest thing you've ever posted!
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