Monday, April 30, 2007

Happy Birthday, Kirsten Dunst!


That's right, Horrorthon's favorite It Girl punching bag is turning a big 25 today. So, in her honor, let's all get wildly drunk tonight and look stupid climbing out of our limos. That way we'll all have pictures to display along with whatever debauched, unflatteringly lit images she winds up starring in herself.

For the record, I still like Kirsten Dunst. And you're all bastards.

1 comment:

JPX said...

There was a line in last night's Family Guy where Peter's response to some question was something like, "That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a hot body/ugly face contest".