Monday, April 30, 2007
Happy Birthday, Kirsten Dunst!
That's right, Horrorthon's favorite It Girl punching bag is turning a big 25 today. So, in her honor, let's all get wildly drunk tonight and look stupid climbing out of our limos. That way we'll all have pictures to display along with whatever debauched, unflatteringly lit images she winds up starring in herself.
For the record, I still like Kirsten Dunst. And you're all bastards.