From iwatchstuff, In a bit of not surprising casting news, cult icon and gaunt creep Crispin Glover has been cast as a gaunt, creepy ice cream man in the cleverly-named indie horror picture The I Scream Man. With a cast that includes other classic actors like Tom Sizemore, Judd Nelson, and Haylie Duff, producers hope idiot movie renters will be drawn to the DVD's sure-to-be-awesome, probably-somewhat-unrelated cover art and list of "stars" before realizing that the title doesn't really make that much sense.
I Scream Man Fact: Seriously, "The I Scream Man"? What is that implying, that he screams? I thought he was supposed to be the one making people scream. And even if it ends up he is the one screaming, that doesn't mean he'd be called "The I Scream Man." I compulsively masturbate, but it doesn't mean I'm called the "I Masturbate Man." I'm just "That Masturbating Guy." They are really stretching here.