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Thursday, June 18, 2009
Satanic Haiku Results !!!
50 Page McGee came very close to stealing the day with his "God's a Springsteen fan" shtick but the Devil made me go with Handsome Stan for the following unholy trifecta -
This one is catchy:
I am the devil
I'm also on the level
Rock out and revel
This one is clever:
Santa and Satan
Both red. Both descend in fire.
Similarities...
And this one is both mean spirited and hilarious:
Play Ozzy backwards -
Retard sounds more retarded
I've got the message
Congratulations evil Handsome One!
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Rockin like Dokken! Thanks, JSP! It was a HELL of a topic.
I did personally like Julie's "She sits next to me" haiku, and I also think JPX is going to hell for that Pope one.
Does this mean I should do God next week?
Julie's haiku was indeed great and it makes me want to learn more about her co-worker. Story please?
Yes, I definitely want to hear about this evil co-worker of hers.
Congrats HS you are the ultimate evil one.
congratulations handsome stan!
jerk.
Hmmm... could it be Handsome SATAN?!?!?!
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