Open your heads this week, people. Tell me what you were dreaming this morning before the cat stepped on your head, or the weird celebrity cameo dream you had when you napped on the couch last weekend, or that one dream you've remembered since you were a little kid.
Dreams can take us to interesting places,
introduce us to fascinating people,
present us with ridiculous problems,
creep us out,
blow our minds with our own inner banality,
or just show us things that just don't make sense.But dreams can mean many things, and as such I'm not only looking for 17-beat tales of your sleepy wanderings.
I also want to hear about lifelong dreams, 
secret ambitions,
the things you wish in your heart you would dream about when you shut your eyes.
So how about it, Horrorthonners? What goes on in there when you've checked out? In seventeen beats.
54 comments:
Married Madonna
But she went out afterwards
I got Chinese food
Room in the desert
I drove a little red car
With Nancy Reagan
Evil traffic lights
With helicopter rotors
Friend ratted me out
Chased by a monster
I'm running in slow motion
I dreamt this nightly
Used to dream of toys
Would try to wake up with them
True, I still do this
I rarely have dreams
If I drink a lot of wine
I have lots of them
When I was a kid
Dreamt my Barbies came to life
they were pinching me
Went to the drive-in
saw Night of the Living Dead
Still have that nightmare
Snuck into Carrie
Dreamt a disembodied hand
chased me through the mall
Sex dreams are the goal
I had one that was so real
Woke humping the air
My dreams are vivid
Lots of color even scents
acid fried my brain
Worst nightmares ever
something happens to my kids
a parents lament
I'm afraid of heights
but in my dreams I can fly
conquering my fears
When running in dreams
I can never get worn out
Virtual workout
Having sex in dreams
Men wake up in a wet spot
Girls wake up smiling
Some dreams play like films
if they're good you hate to wake
and miss the ending
In Jr High school
dreamt of beating my bully
killed my poor pillow
The awakening
Can't remember how to fly
It seemed so EASY
Super Mario
When I flew in "64"
I flew in my dreams
Same way: get red cap
Then three long jumps and I'm off
Tried it in the park
Dreams rarely come true
I'd like to believe they do
But I'm a realist
I no longer dream
Take it one day at a time
Good things always end
Mon dieu, JPX
You sure can be depressing
Is it a shrink thing?
I know you too well
Your dream: complete collections
Comes true all the time
the dawn treader found
an island where dreams come true
sounds good but isn't
late for exam dream
is now late for patients dream
this is not progress
Look out your window
Me and my sky bicycle
Destination: space
Friends getting murdered
Sociopathic natives
Pole vault over shrubs
You’ll never catch me
Slowly running through JELL-O
Why always orange?
Great front seat foolage
But who is driving the car?
"Look out for the -!!!" [[[CRASH]]]
I must pee post haste
Dream bathrooms are always closed
I'm forced to wake up
Hey, ya know what sucks?
That song - “Hey Mr. Sandman”
Sonic abortion
who is my dream man
not strider nor jack from lost
but justin bieber
"Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me
through the night." Bad song
Time travel can work
Just run full speed into walls
Works in dreams, at least
Super speed running
Just makes everything else slow
Flash never told me
Thanks to JPX
I dreamt of a talking hand
It’s a long story
A toy dream I had
Omelette critter with handles
Hammerhead rode it
I had a nightmare
Toxic scorpions invade
and woke up itching
The worst of nightmares
end with a dreaded sleep scream
that turns real waking
I would like to learn
to do astral projection
free trip anywhere
Work dreams are so mean.
I'm back waiting tables and
completely weeded.
Odd thing is, most are
food and beverage nightmares.
I blame the Mr.
Have had flying dreams.
Total awesomeness. Real-
ity. What a gyp.
Dreamt of someone's death.
Fucking freaked me the hell out.
Glad I'm not psychic.
Worst are "waking dreams."
Scared. Someone is in my room.
Can't open my eyes!
I am paralyzed.
Fell them sitting on my bed.
Eyelids too heavy!
Force myself awake.
Look at clock. Have two minutes
left to sleep. Fuck me.
Hate confrontations.
Yet, in dreams I crush people
with my righteousness!
Every point - Made!
They surrender at my words!
I'm tough. In my dreams.
Real life dream wishes?
"Money won't buy happiness."
Let me be the judge.
My ultimate dream:
someone to do our laundry.
For eternity.
Dammit! That should say,
FEEL them sitting on my bed.
Way to diss the mood.
an eye in an arm
helplessly drawn forward i
fall into the eye
Real life limiting
Dreamscape is 3D VR
Wrong to prefer that?
Well, falling again
I actually impact
Then wake up all flat
Underwear at work
Clicheed embarrassing time
Yet so very true
Dreaming about work
Happens almost all the time
Can't I just be done?
Humorous moments
MrsX & bro's roommates
Got "put through the works"
3:30am
Getting frat boys out of bed
"Need you in Makeup"
Can't let the job go
MrsX says: "You're snoring"
I say: "Makeup's ready."
bad songs are fair game?
then don't neglect to mention
heart's classic "these dreams"
Revision to the last line:
Me: "Makeup's ready"
Lousy syllable count.
Cherry blossoms fall
Dream Land gives super powers
P-CHOOOO. You're all dead.
work dreams are unfair
we don't get time-and-a-half
union, anyone?
I hate those work dreams
wake up feeling exhausted
yet day's just starting
My real life dream is
someone to pay all our bills
and shoot Tony's ex
and no Handsome Stan
before you even say it
I don't dream of cats
and I'm still laughing
at JPX humping air
did Whirly see this?
Whenever I'm stressed
The dream is always the same
In the mall, naked
I'm taking a test
Yet I never went to class
Why do I dream this?
My dreams are stupid
Never have super powers
Just embarrassment
The humping air dream
Whirly was not there that time
She was in the dream
Cat with dragon head
In bright orange cat litter
Roars at me then purrs.
Extra room in house
Coolest room I've ever seen
My recurring dream
Awesome baby's room
Ocean waves come through the door
Take away laundry
Flying is easy
Just jump into the air and
Stay there. Such a breeze.
Never have sex dreams
Always say I just shouldn't
Unlike in real life
piano final
night before, D-major scale dream
kept fucking it up
6 year old fitty
JC Penney Catalogue
many nude chick dreams
after my car wreck
months of dreams interrupted
spider-crack visions
weird oral sex dream
'cept instead of vagina
it's a cheeseburger
wesley snipes in dream
we're trading insults. i say
"oh yeah? who's bad?!" (Win)
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