Monday, April 12, 2010

I want to beat him with a sack of doorknobs



Every now and then a magazine cover appears in the supermarket that I find so overwhelmingly irritating that it bothers me in my sleep. I was in the slowest moving line of all time yesterday so naturally I stared at this cover until I felt a blind, flowing, all-consuming rage. I woke up this morning and punched my pillow. Take a good, long look at Justin Bieber and tell me I'm not alone.

10 comments:

Whirlygirl said...

I just saw this cover at the market the other day too. I think he is the most annoying kid I've ever seen. I heard the people in line behind me say that their grandaughter wants to cause him bodily harm.

Octopunk said...

Look at that grin! He's totally asking for it.

Who the hell is he?

50PageMcGee said...

to quote octopunk's phantasm III review, "what a little fuck!"

Johnny Sweatpants said...

The combination of the haircut and the entitled smile opened up a portal to Hell.

I've never wanted to give someone a swirly as badly as I do right now.

Jordan said...

"Count me it too!"

I don't watch television so I'd somehow missed this character until I was at Duane Reade Sunday and saw this cover and was like, Who is that fucking freak? Get him away from me!

HandsomeStan said...

Aw come on - what's not to like?

DKC said...

Those teeth cannot be real! Jerk.

JPX said...

My 10 year old, who never says a mean thing about anyone, said, "I hate that guy!" when grinning boy appeared on the Nick & Nite TV Awards show recently. He was also the musical guest on SNL last weekend.

Catfreeek said...

The girl I work with won tickets to his Valentine Hollywood show this past February. She flew out for a meet & greet with her doting 10 year old daughter. They were hustled in and out along with a dozen other kids A Christmas Story dept store Santa style, "C'mon kid!"

Trevor said...

I didn't know who he was until this weekend's Saturday Night Live. He was so bad in his sketch- in terms of acting ability, he made Peyton Manning look like Al Pacino.

But, what can we expect from a 16-year old white, Canadian rapper?

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