Sunday, April 11, 2010

All right, I'll see your Airport Penis Terminal, and raise you this:




Where this came from had me laughing all day Friday.

14 comments:

50PageMcGee said...

http://thechive.com/2010/04/09/captions-making-funny-photos-hilarious-26-photos/photo-subtitle-11/

this was my favorite

HandsomeStan said...

Between that, "Three Invisible Dicks" and Tyrone, I didn't know what to choose. I figured simpler was better.

Also, if you read your last title one way, it seems as though everyone owned the picture of Britney Spears, not the couch. Which is great.

Catfreeek said...

Haha!

HandsomeStan said...

For the record, as JPX correctly surmised, the entire point of that photo was to promote the idea of "pussy-footing."

I didn't create it, I have no idea who did, but if that wasn't the main idea behind the whole thing, I don't know what was. Genius, if you ask me.

And totally not offending anyone, ever, anywhere.

HandsomeStan said...

Wait just a goddamned second here - I'm pretty sure I wasn't that drunk last night. I certainly didn't post that last comment.

50, how'd you end up posting as me?

I'm nervous. Either I got blackout drunk and wrote coherently as you, or you posted as me. WTF is happening?

50PageMcGee said...

how did i become a suspect? when, stan, have you and i ever shared a computer?

sneaky bastage, i am. perpetrator of this event, i am not.

you have a drinking problem.

get help.

HandsomeStan said...

I swear on all that is holy I did not post that. And I certainly wasn't trying to accuse you of anything, 50, I just find it exceptionally bizarre.

Last night was a quiet night for me as I had to get up at 530 this morning. The time stamp on that message puts it at 9:44pm ET, at which point I was getting ready for bed. And NOT drinking at all.

And even when I get on here three sheets to the wind, I don't assume someone else's point of view.

Drinking problem, I may have.

Post that, I did not.

Freaked out, I certainly am.

AC said...

i have rights, i pooped a little, and tyrone are my faves.

but mostly, love the puzzle of the fourth comment. is fitty only a sneaky bastage as he claims, or is he actually a fargin icehole? did handsomestan have a sober blackout? what about the mysterious mrsx? she has access, but no motive....

DKC said...

Quite the little mystery we have going on here. Tyrone and I pooped a little made me laugh the hardest.

But the bigger question is, WHO is impersonating HandsomeStan? Very curious.

50PageMcGee said...

alright, speaking of reading things one way, i got halfway through these two sentences...

AC: i have rights, i pooped a little...

and

DCD: Quite the little mystery we have going on here. Tyrone and I pooped a little...

and had to remind myself that that was one of the pictures.

AC - nice pickup on the fargin icehole.

50PageMcGee said...

by the way, did i mention that that vancouver air terminal shot was something i took myself?

Catfreeek said...

Once I sent Tony a text that went to him and someone I completely didn't know at the same time. The stranger texted a response which went to Tony. Weird things happen in cyber space. That the best explanation I can offer.

Or

Stan is sleep posting in the Twilight Zone.

Tyrone & I pooped a little cracked me up.

Catfreeek said...

On an unrelated note, I found this gem on People of Walmart. I believe this guy gets the award for the crudest saying on a t-shirt worn out in public.

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