Saturday, October 01, 2016

Strange Wilderness


(2008) *1/2

Q:  What do Ernest Borgnine, Robert Patrick, and Jonah Hill have in common?
A:  They acted in this regrettable, forgettable comedy.

Q: What's the plot?
A:  Steve Zahn tries to keep his lame nature show on the air, and goes on a quest for higher ratings by bringing a crew to track down Bigfoot.

Q: What the hell were you thinking?
A: I assumed from the plot synopsis that there would be way more Bigfoot action (spoiler alert: almost none), or at least some laughs (spoiler alert: almost none).

Q: Didn't the Rotten Tomatoes score of 2% scare you off?
A: Sadly, no.

Q: Have you learned your lesson?
A: Probably not.



6 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Way to draw first blood AC! Thanks, I'll pass..

Catfreeek said...

Congrats on first blood! Sounds like a drag though.

DKC said...

Love this review!! First blood award to AC!

JPX said...

I love the way you framed this review, AC!!! Nice job jumping out ahead!*

*jerk

Trevor said...

funniest review yet.

Octopunk said...

Ooh, wow, two percent? In the words of Anthony Michael Hall, that's nasty Wyatt. Nice opening shot, AC.