From Iwatchstuff, "Jurassic Park III director Joe Johnston won't be returning for the fourth film, which deserves at least three frownie faces: ;-( ;-( ;-(This has sparked rumors that Steven Spielberg might be back to direct.
So wait, Jurassic Park IV? What's the plot of this one, exactly? The velociraptors have a midlife crisis and buy Harleys? The tough but fair T-Rex moves to the inner city to coach a black swim team?
The only thing we can say for sure at this point is that one of the dinosaurs will wear sunglasses and rap."
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I was holding out for a down-and-out dinosaur private investigator who happens to get hired on a case that nobody wants solved, a case with dark secrets and bitter truths that go all the way to the top.
I'm thinking maybe a Triceratops.
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