Tuesday, April 17, 2007

John Travolta is delusional, fat

From thesuperficial, 'John Travolta is getting senile in his old age and says he's as big a star as Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe, but didn't die like them because of his values and religion. He says:

"I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn't go the way they did was because of my beliefs. People make judgments about it [Scientology], but often they don't know what they're talking about. I would advise anyone who wants to know about it to read up on it. We [the Church of Scientology] are only getting bigger and we help people all over the world, from disaster zones to drug rehabilitation. We were having a problem in Germany [where some critics called Scientology a money-making entity rather than a religion]. I talked to [former president Bill] Clinton who talked to Chancellor Kohl and things have improved since then."

John Travolta believing in anything is the exact reason why I don't. On my list of most horrifying things, becoming John Travolta is number one. I wear a bracelet that says WWJTD, and whenever I'm about to do something I think, "Would John Travolta do this?" And if he would, I do the exact opposite. Which works well for things like believing in Scientology, but I haven't had a cup of water in over eight years.'

2 comments:

Octopunk said...

I'd say he has the fame level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, just not the Marilyn Monroe or the Elvis.

He's as fat as Elvis. Maybe he meant to say "fat" level.

I love the "if you criticize it, you should read about it" tack. Not a bad idea in general, but check the marketing-based religion! (Brought to you by the good people at Christianity.)

50PageMcGee said...

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